- "I was a directioner before their album came out in the US."
- "I was a directioner before they first went on Nickelodeon."
- "I was a directioner before they won a Brit."
- "I was a directioner before their album came out in the UK."
- "I was a directioner before Liam was first on the X Factor."
- "I was a directioner before Harry grew his 3rd nipple."
- "I was a directioner before their dads' sperm fertilized their moms' eggs."
- "I was a directioner before the Earth was a planet."
